Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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