Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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