it's great music for shaving your balls
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Shame is for Republicans.
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