Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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