I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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