I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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