is your mom at the bar?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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