If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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