addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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