At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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