I want to stick my p in your. b.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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