The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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