we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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