omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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