hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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