I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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