I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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