Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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