party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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