I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
and you said cock pushups were impossible
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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