Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She even gives head with a lisp.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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