best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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