I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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