What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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