What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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