Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You made out with two different species that night
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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