This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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