talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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