if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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