He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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