called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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