super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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