It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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