Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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