I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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