i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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