Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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