it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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