Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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