I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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