dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Let's paint friendship bongs
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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