When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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