I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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