Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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