Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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