Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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