No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize