Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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