3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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