I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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