I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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