Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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