Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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