All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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