No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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