that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She bit a glass in half.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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