So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Moan for me like Helen Keller
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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