normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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