I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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