READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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